Dienstag, 22. Juli 2003

The Greatest Album Covers That Never Were





I want the world to join hands and love one another, what should I do? I´m very desperate

Clint's Advice: Oh, really? I want a million dollars & a wheelbarrow to push it around in. We´ve both got it tough, kid.

Clint Catalyst Official Website





Her media coach - remember this is America - suggested that she should do something about it. The finest plastic surgeon money can buy was consulted and he advised a few other discreet nips and tucks. Before she knew it Evanovich was having the Full Monty to get rid of her "sagging jawline".

She checked into a New York clinic, spent a night in the lap of luxury, and awoke the following morning with an allergic reaction. "My eyes were streaming and I couldn't stop sneezing. They sent me home. No face lift!"

So she went to Tiffany's and bought herself some diamonds "to distract attention from my droopy eyelid and my chins".





Slip´n´Slide





Don't use an electric shaver. It'll mulch your scrotum. Hodensack rasieren, übrigens.





Lather up and apply to all of your pink parts. Rinse well. Seife, übrigens.





Speaking of marriage, what makes a great butt?

Genetics. A good ass should be nice and round and firm. I think waxing is dope. There's a place I go called Pink Cheeks and it has this thing called Playboy Wax. It's amazing. I walk in, take my underwear off and lay down on a table. I do a position from ballet where I raise my foot and put it on the inside of my knee. The woman waxes me - she's incredible. I turn around, I get on my hands and knees and she waxes my ass. There's nothing like getting waxed, I'm telling you. Waxing adds to sex 110 per cent. I get a better sensation when I'm having sex or doing anything. I think if a man had his woman do it for him, it could be fun. And I would love to wax my man. I think it could be very erotic. Some people like pain and would probably be really into that. I can actually have an orgasm from wearing tight jeans and driving a car. There's no hair, so I'm completely sensitive.

carmen electra.





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