THE RULES:

• contestants must maintain eye contact at all times.
• elbows must remain on the table.
• no laughing, no crying, no talking, no smiling, no teeth, no smoking, no sudden movements, no eating, no drinking, no touching, no coughing, no time-outs, no complaining, no bobbing, no weaving, no yawning, no sneezing, no drooling, no blowing, no tongue, no snorting, no fluttering, no bullshit.
• no blinking will be allowed during dry eye death stare.

NOTHING is encouraged - SOMETHING is prohibited. officials have absolute power over the distinction between SOMETHING and NOTHING. arguing with officials is grounds for disqualification.

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