I'm bored I'm the chairman of the bored, I'm a lengthy monologue I'm livin' like a dog I'm bored I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight coz I'm bored Just another slimey bore I'm free to bore my well-bought friends And spend my cash until the end coz I'm bored I'm bored I'm the chairman of the board I'm sick I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs I'm sick of all the dips I'm bored I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight coz I'm bored I'm bored Just another dirty bore All right doll-face Come on and bore me I'm sick I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs I'm sick of all the dips I'm sick I'm sick when I go to sleep at night I'm still sick in the broad daylight coz I'm bored I'm bored I'm the chairman of the. . . bored