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A Kyoto - Tokyo Bullet Train - "that looks like God’s suppository and is twice as fast." (AA Gill, The Sunday Times Magazine)

The Accordion – "an instrument of suddenness. It can never be suitably introduced…It is capable of unadulterated sentimentality. Yet its emotions cannot be savored exactly because they refuse to be modulated or adjusted. The accordion blurts." (John Donatich, Feed Magazine)

Bulging middle aged men – "in skinny sportswear, looking like a Christmas pudding in a condom" (Easy Money, The Guardian)

George W. Bush – "grammatically challenged, semantically befuddled, factually slipshod." (Todd Gitlin, Salon.com)

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