Even worse, my colleagues from Saks, in their business attire, would come for lunch and wonder why I was in a skimpy Speedo. Have you ever tried conducting a business conversation, especially about fashion, when you are wearing only half a yard of fabric?

Joseph Abboud, Modedesigner, hat den Koffer mit seinen Klamotten nicht bekommen, und was machst du dann, Modedesigner? Lebenswichtige Episode aus dem Leben eines wichtigen Mannes. (NYT)