If nothing is discussed, assume plurality.

Don't call your booty call just to say "hi," unless you were friends for more than a month before you started rutting. Save the niceties for email.

Booty callers should alternate who calls whom. That way, mutual interest is constantly re-established. If you've been the initiator more than three times without reciprocation, it's a good sign they've moved on.

You have to be attracted to each other, but you don't have to have anything else in common.

Etikette des telefonisch verabredeten Gelegenheitsficks: Emma Taylor, Ritual de lo Habitual. The new rules of the booty call*.

• \Boo"ty\ \call\ (k[add]l), n. 1. Someone you may call on for sex (mutuality usually implied). 2. A call made to arrange booty. Cf. Fuck buddy. Cf2. "I can't believe it's not boyfriend/girlfriend."

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