20. All By Myself Celine Dion (1996) The Canadian superstar's bombastic cover of Eric Carmen's 1970s hit about loneliness is the audio equivalent of the fire-bombing of Dresden. Celine's vocal histrionics surpass the blood-soaked psychic fury which slaughters the prom-goers in the movie Carrie. Had Ms Dion been around during D-Day, the Allies could have dropped her off at Omaha Beach with a PA system and have her sing All By Myself until the German infantry bayoneted themselves.

Sehr lustig: Tom Reynolds, Autor von "I Hate Myself And Want To Die" im Guardian über 25 todtraurige Songs der Pop-Geschichte